Your Beats Suck

"Your Beats Suck" (White / Black Ink)

"G.O.A.T." (Light Blue / Black Ink)

Your Beats Suck

The "Your Beats Suck" shirt is more or a reminder to those of us who might get too up tight and become sticklers about to structure the audio composition.

Made with 100% fine jersey cotton, this shirt features a, "Good Posture means Your Beats Probably Suck." with the Alien Loud logo acting as a period (written across the chest area).


The "Your Beats Suck" is the perfect shirt for you or your music producer friends. Hit the studio in the style with a note worthy reminder to never take this music game too seriously, sometimes just chillin' can bring on the best vibes.

(NEW) Add the multicolor Your Beats Suck Collection to your apparel arsenal and be ready for any occasion with a different color shirt everyday of the week!

Unlike "iron-on", inkjets and laser printing graphics tees, screen printing is a long traditional t-shirt design process that marries the ink with the fabrics and is still the chosen industry method for long lasting custom apparel. We use both, water based ink and plastisol inks. Learn more about our screen printing process.

Care Instructions

These premium shirts are made of 100% fine jersey cotton and love to be washed gently, using cold water. To maximize look, feel and durability, tumble on low heat. You might find that your shirt doesn't fit the same after being treated with hot water and high heat.

How to Order

Please order a size up if you want a more loose fitting shirt or plan to wash and dry with regular clothes.

  1. Choose Shirt Size (PayPal drop down menu)

  2. Add Shirt Color (Color details listed - PayPal menu)

  3. Receive Confirmation


Free shipping! We offer first class, laser beam teleportation of our products at NO COST to you!

As soon as we get your order confirmation, we will create your shirt and update you with a tracking number. Once we ship, your t-shirt will usually arrive within 1-3 days. Please use the tracking number supplied for any logistical inquires.

At this time, orders are limited per 1 item, this will ensure your order is shipped free. Simply create another order for more shirts.

*we do not actually own or use any laser beams to teleport our products... we use the fine humans at USPS